Marriage

>>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

>> Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas

>>The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud

>>I had some words with my wife; and she had some paragraphs with me. - Unknown

>>"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman

>>"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison

>>"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran

>>"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray

>>Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Ogden Nash

>>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Unknown

>>You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman

>>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

>>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

>>Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Unknown

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Have A nice day...