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Shweta's blog about Life, Happiness and Technology.....and anything else she wants to share. Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.
>>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
>> Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas
>>The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Sigmund Freud
>>I had some words with my wife; and she had some paragraphs with me. - Unknown
>>"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman
>>"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison
>>"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran
>>"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
- Patrick Murray
>>Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Ogden Nash
>>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Unknown
>>You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman
>>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
>>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
>>Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Unknown
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Have A nice day...
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollarsfor dinner.
The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I giveyou this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?”
“No, I had to stop drinking years ago?”, the homeless woman replied.
“Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?” the woman asked“No, I don’t waste time shopping?”, the homeless woman said.
“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.”
“Will you spend this at a beauty salon instead of food?” the woman asked.
“Are you NUTS?” replied the homeless woman. “I haven’t had my hair donein 20 years!”
“Well,” said the woman, “I’m not going to give you the money. Instead,I’m going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.
The homeless woman was astounded. “Won’t your husband be furious with youfor doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.”
The woman replied, “That’s Okay. It’s important for him to see what awoman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine.”